Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Rambling Sentances

As god watches I undergo plastic surgery from a monkey who spent his afternoon being fucked by a psychiatrist with dog sized monkey wrench for a penis. Houses of marshmallow melt into the pavement during a freak snowstorm of Snickers bars and blood. Underground the birds fly through turquoise flavored pudding. A dragon skipped breakfast because he's running late for work at the mousetrap factory. Never again will the feathered prostitute find nickels in her child's teeth when she comes home from battle. Fire erupts from manholes and children dive into them with their ice cream money clenched between her toes. Televisions are assaulted by clones of Elvis impersonators with sniper rifles made of cocaine filled eclairs. A bearded hobo applies for a job as a porn star on Mars because oxygen is a thing of the past. Big bells are trapped in cages made of the screenplays of mice hungry for pussycats. The snow globe is tipped forward onto its sullen face of virgin mushroom clouds. Clouds devour light bulbs and spit mayonnaise into the ears of ants. Fifty and a half midget hairs are being held up on the C train by an AK-47 wielding cans of beans.

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